1) (Sung by the bunnies)
We all are prime examples of a furry little lagomorph,
With many fans around the world from San Jose to Dusseldorf;
We all obey the laws of our established bunny repertoire,
We start with two, then copulate to fashion several bunnies more.
Our human pets are most aghast at this possessed utility;
They seem to feel that we are best subjected to neutility;
Especially when we begin to demonstrate motility
To cover all their living space with copious urinity.
(Chorus) (sung by the pet humans)
To cover all our living space with copious urinity,
To cover all our living space with copious urinity,
To cover all our living space with copious urin-urin-ity.
(bunnies)
We drop our doodles everywhere in places that belong to us;
and really find it au contraire that this should cause you all to fuss;
In short, to quote our many fans from San Jose to Dusseldorf,
We all are prime examples of a furry little lagomorph.
(Chorus) (you know who you are)
In short, to quote so many fans from San Jose to Dusseldorf,
They all are prime examples of a furry little lagomorph.
2) (Bunnies)
When you're around we run and play, cavort about and jump a lot;
But when you're gone we like to plan devis-ed schemes of wicked plot:
To chew the carpets, drapes, your shoes, your underwear and pantyhose;
and, just before you need them most, we burrow in your Sunday Clothes.
We're very quiet and composed; no sad complaint do we pronounce;
An early symptom of ill health may merely be we lose our "bounce";
Our little bunny bodies are, to some vets, most illogical;
See PB's dire warnings about drugs toxicological.
(Chorus) (You guys)
See PB's dire warnings about drugs toxicological;
See PB's dire warnings about drugs toxicological;
See PB's dire warnings about drugs toxicolo-cological.
(Bunnies)
On eating pellets, hay and oats, our appetites don't hesitate;
Plus enzymes from papaya, 'cause we simply can't regurgitate;
In short, to quote our many fans from San Jose to Dusseldorf,
We all are prime examples of a furry little lagomorph.
(Chorus) (you know who you are)
In short, to quote so many fans from San Jose to Dusseldorf,
They all are prime examples of a furry little lagomorph.
3) (Bunnies)
(Slower)
We're very good at calming stress that in pet humans' deeply bred,
By simply lying low and still to let you pet us on our head;
And maybe, if you're very good, we'll offer a most shameless trick:
We may be so inclined to turn our heads to give your hand a lick.
Exuberantly we may perform our funny little rabbit dance;
Or, cradled in a human's arm, we fall into the bunny trance.
We offer up ourselves as a "warm fuzzy" for you all to hold...
(Faster)
But knowing all too well you'd never trade us for a ton of gold.
(Chorus) (Yeah,Yeah)
But knowing all too well we'd never trade you for a ton of gold.
But knowing all too well we'd never trade you for a ton of gold.
But knowing all too well we'd never trade you for a ton, a ton of gold.
4) (Bunnies)
No other pet is quite as cute or is as downright cuddlesome,
as is a member, so elite, of our illustrious rabbitdom;
No matter if a Holland Lop, a Mini-Rex or Neth'land Dwarf,
We're still the prime example of a furry little lagomorph.
(Chorus) (etc.)
No matter if a Holland Lop, a Mini-Rex or Neth'land Dwarf,
They're still the prime example of a furry little lagomorph.